Melbourne Mini 2008 motions

Melbourne Mini 2008 motions

Round one: That this house would establish DNA databases of all citizens for
the purposes of criminal investigations. (Dedicated to Lindy Chamberlain)

Round two: That this house believes that governments should set a maximum
wage. (Dedicated to Warren
"I saw the financial crisis coming which is why I am smarter and richer than
you" Buffet)

Round three: That this house would end affirmative action for
African-Americans. (Dedicated to Barack Obama)

Round four: That this house would allow corporations to hire mercenaries to
protect their shipments from pirates (Dedicated to Johnny Depp)

Round five: That this house would ban gender discrimination within
religions. (Dedicated to Sheikh Fehmi Naji el-Imam)

Round six: That this house would support the launching of foreign strikes on
terrorists in Pakistan.
(Approx.)

Semi-finals: That this house would deny foreign aid to countries with space programs.
(Dedicated to Albert II, the first monkey in space)

Grand final: That this house would legalise all forms of sadomasochistic
sex. (Dedicated to Josef Fritzl